How each season of American Idol should have went

Here is how each season of American Idol, in my opinion, should have went:

Season 7

Winner: David Archuleta
Runner-up: Alexandréa Lushington
Third Place: Syesha Mercado
Fourth Place: Chikezie Eze
Fifth Place: David Cook
Sixth Place: Asia'h Epperson
Seventh Place: Michael Johns
Eighth Place: David Hernandez
Ninth Place: Danny Noriega
Tenth Place: Brooke White
Eleventh Place: Kristy Lee Cook
Twelfth Place: Alaina Whittaker
Top 16: Kady Malloy, Amy Davis, Jason Yeager, Robbie Carrico
Top 20: Joanne Borgella, Carly Smithson, Jason Castro, Luke Menard
Top 24: Amanda Overmyer, Ramiele Malubay, Colton Berry, Garrett Haley

Season 8

Winner: Adam Lambert
Runner-up: Allison Iraheta
Third Place: Danny Gokey
Fourth Place: Ju'Not Joyner
Fifth Place: Matt Girard
Sixth Place: Jasmine Murray
Seventh Place: Lil Rounds
Eighth Place: Anoop Desai
Ninth Place: Kris Allen
Tenth Place: Jorge Núñez
Eleventh Place: Ariana Afshar
Twelfth Place: Felicia Barton
Thirteenth Place: Tatiana Del Toro

Season 9

Winner: Crystal Bowersox
Runner-up: Michael Lynche
Third Place: Casey James
Fourth Place: Lee DeWyze
Fifth Place: Todrick Hall
Sixth Place: Siobhan Magnus
Seventh Place: Alex Lambert
Eighth Place: Michelle Delamor
Ninth Place: Jermaine Sellers
Tenth Place: Lilly Scott
Eleventh Place: Paige Miles
Twelfth Place: Katie Stevens
Top 16: Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban, Lacey Brown, Katelyn Epperly
Top 20: Andrew Garcia, John Park, Didi Benami, Haeley Vaughn
Top 24: Tyler Grady, Joe Múñoz, Janell Wheeler, Ashley Rodriguez

Previously, a bad "Situation", last week Florence Pretenderson

On the week before last, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, who came in last place with the judges got voted off. Last week, Florence Henderson, the Brady Bunch mom, got voted off, even though Bristol Palin came in last place with the judges. She danced to the TV theme of her own sitcom "The Brady Bunch." My favorite contestant Brandy Norwood came in first place with the judges last week and this week. I think Kurt Warner, who came in last place with the judges last night, will be voted off tonight.

Margaret Cho is drunk and gone

Last week, comedian Margaret Cho got drunk and voted off Dancing With the Stars, landing in tenth place, after a disastrous performance set to Barry Manilow's Copacabana.  She came in last place with the judges. Earlier that night, the previous cast-off Michael Bolton performed "Hallelujah" and would resume his tour.  Tonight, I think Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will be eliminated.

Michael Bolton goes out of the doghouse and leaves DWTS

Last week, coming in last place with the judges, Michael Bolton crawled out of the doghouse with his "Hound Dog" dance routine, and he left the dance floor with tail between his legs as he became the second to be voted off Dancing With the Stars season 11.  It was really judge Bruno Tonioli who was in the doghouse after head judge Len Goodman scolded Bolton for his overly harsh criticism of Bolton's jive routine as "the worst jive in 11 seasons." Nothing could save Bolton and his awkward, robotic dance performance after the judges gave him a terrible score of 12, thus landing him at the bottom of the judges' score board.

Tonight, Bolton will return for the results show, this time, to sing in place of Susan Boyle, who has been medically unable to perform. Based on last night's performances, I think Margaret Cho is next to be voted off.