The Tedius Zanarukando Doctrine: Summary

The summary of the Tedius Zanarukando Doctrine is as follows:

1. Women must not fashion themselves like men.
a. You must honor Rapunzel.
b. You must honor Cinderella.
2. There is a gap between the absolute truth and the societal orthodoxy.
3. Waterbirth is superior to orthodox childbirth.
4. It is healthy to be attractive.
5. The genders are not intrinsically identical.
6. Censorship and media regulation are not the answer to violence, criminal acts, access to the occult, etc.
7. You must not lobby for laws based on lies or forged statistics.
8. Neither parents nor government should force oppressive religious beliefs on their children or subjects.
9. Women must not make false charges against men.
10. Feminism does more harm than good.
11. You must not discriminate against males or teach that such discrimination is socially acceptable.
12. You must not discriminate against people with a disability.
13. The American justice system is corrupt, but the Chinese justice system is worse.
14. The government should finance for employment not warfare.
15. Widescreen is the only way to go for watching motion pictures released since the 1950s.
16. You must not feed the dragon
a. Companies must not outsource manufacturing to China.
b. It is recommended that you boycott products labeled "Made in China" or "Made in PRC."
17. Realism does not break a game.
18. Color is better than black and white, and sepia is worse.
19. Housing expenses must be no more than 40% of your income.
20. You must not shop at Wal-Mart.
21. You must not sacrifice truth for political correctness or financial gain.
22. The Federal Reserve must come to an end.
23. The advent of paper money leads to economic disaster.
24. International copyright law does more harm than good.
25. A nanny state is a bad government.
26. The object of good government is the care of human life, felicity, liberty, and other true human values, not their destruction.
27. Mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
28. You must not emulate the physical appearance of another ethnic group.
29. Companies should focus employment on younger demographics rather than older demographics.
30. You must not deny the truth.
a. You must not force your subjects to lie.
b. You must not obscure the truth.
31. You must show respect for unborn children, female beauty, and feminine values.
32. You must develop society or relationship based on trust, not on fear.
33. The nudity taboo is destructive and divisive, and lacks social value.
34. You must not silence me from disseminating my message.
35. Following the Tedius Zanarukando doctrine saves money.
36. The Tedius Zanarukando doctrine is eco-friendly.

I was taught not to lie. The Tedius Zanarukando doctrine does not lie. It may appear to be nonsense, but it is based on science, and science does not lie. Therefore, the doctrine is factually correct. Remember the words of George Duwell (in 1984, "In the world of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary.")

The Tedian left includes tenets 2, 3, 6, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 17, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 28, 29, 32, and 33.
The Tedian right includes tenets 1, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 19, 21, 25, 30, and 31.